Emily Dickins' Dashin' Fashion

Folks, I've decided that the plastered-ear look is the absolute bee's knees when it comes to spring 'dos for 'dales. Here I am modeling the basic nude look.

 

A girl, however, wants to accessorize. Here's the Easter bonnet look, guaranteed to get you a lot of treats, especially if you master the look of "pathetic, hopeful, and slightly tortured."

If a treat is tossed to you, it's like wearing a catcher's mitt. You can't miss.

 

And, no worries, you can sleep comfortably.

Scarves are in season this year; Mom wears them all the time and I've enjoyed chewing on the fringes more than once. Being an active girl and not wanting to trip over trailing ends, I've adapted the look for dogs.

Sadly, this model comes only in denim blue. Rose or bright purple would be so much more appropriate for spring.

 



You can perform all your usual bitey-face activities--

--and sleep very comfortably indeed, as the inflatable scarf (which Mom keeps calling a donut, though everybody knows donuts are for eating) acts as a portable pillow. 

Incredible as it may seem, Miro sometimes grows tired of my behavior.

 



 

No fashion shoot is complete without the noble profile.