Saturday, April 26, 2014

Emily Dickins' Dashin' Fashion

Folks, I've decided that the plastered-ear look is the absolute bee's knees when it comes to spring 'dos for 'dales. Here I am modeling the basic nude look.

A girl, however, wants to accessorize. Here's the Easter bonnet look, guaranteed to get you a lot of treats, especially if you master the look of "pathetic, hopeful, and slightly tortured."

If a treat is tossed to you, it's like wearing a catcher's mitt. You can't miss.

And, no worries, you can sleep comfortably.

Scarves are in season this year; Mom wears them all the time and I've enjoyed chewing on the fringes more than once. Being an active girl and not wanting to trip over trailing ends, I've adapted the look for dogs.

Sadly, this model comes only in denim blue. Rose or bright purple would be so much more appropriate for spring.

You can perform all your usual bitey-face activities--

--and sleep very comfortably indeed, as the inflatable scarf (which Mom keeps calling a donut, though everybody knows donuts are for eating) acts as a portable pillow. 

Incredible as it may seem, Miro sometimes grows tired of my behavior.

No fashion shoot is complete without the noble profile.


  1. Aww, you look so cute in your scarves :-)

  2. You're a smart girl to accessorize, Emily. I like the scarf best but I agree it would be lovely in rose or purple. Maybe those colors will be available at a later date.
    from Hannah and Nancy.

  3. BOL!! Oh gurl, I hopes your ears will be able to flap in the wind soon!!! Butts, they are lookin' might stylish I must say! Nows I do loves your donut...does it come powdered??? Ma was just wonderin'....and dreamin' of a donut that big that she could eats with some coffee....yeah, whatevers..
    I thinks pink or purple would be mighty lovely for your scarf...maybe you can put in an order ~ you know that we usually have to wear that 'cone-o-shame' more than once in our lifetime.
    BTW, I hopes your okay!
    Ruby ♥

  4. Poor you! Although you are pulling the cute look off very well!

  5. We had no idea that a bonnet could double as a catcher's mitt! You are quite the fashion princess, Emily! Hey, I spy a tennis ball in your x-pen. Wanna play?

    Love ya lots♥
    Molly and Mitch

  6. Dear Emily,

    You are clearly making the best of a Bad Situation (crazy things around your neck) - you are very clever! You do the Sad Treat Eyes very well. I hope you got many treats, and I hope those crazy things come off soon...


  7. Emily you ARE the bee's knees! Love the fashion photo shoot!!
    Smooches from pooches,
    BabyRocketDog and Hootie

  8. Emily, you are high fashion epitomized! :)