Why would a mattress be named Airedale?

A friend went mattress hunting the other day and found this.

"Airedale Luxury Firm

SKU# 571719

The Airedale Luxury Firm is a Stearns and Foster mattress known for its cushy-yet-firm feeling. This comfortable mattress includes temperature regulation, thanks to its silk-infused, luxurious cover. It features PrimaSense Gel-Memory foam support with added high density foams. With a firm feel and plenty of support, this Stearns and Foster mattress is a great choice for sleepers looking for a nice blend of soft and firm support."

We'd like to have our own mattresses.

Emily ate a purple pen

 

If Emily could take selfies, they'd look a little
 like these photos my son took after she chewed up a purple Sharpie.

I'm glad I wasn't home at the time; he had to clean up the carpet.

 You've heard the term "purple prose"? Good thing Emily sticks with poetry.