Saturday, April 27, 2013

Miro's Low Tech Start-Up


Friends, do you have a problem with guests overstaying their welcome?
 
Has your old college buddy taken up permanent residence on your couch? Or maybe Uncle Bob came to dinner and never left? Party guests still hanging around at three A.M.?

 
Then you need Miró’s Room Clearing Service! Guaranteed to make your unwanted guests leave in five minutes or your money back!*
 
I accept cash, biscuits or jerky.

 Your consultant hard at work.
 
*Transportation costs are non-refundable.
 


12 comments:

  1. BOL!!! Oh Miro, I thinks you could be on to somethin' here! I, too, am very good at clearin' a room...I usually farts and the job is done! hehehehe
    Kisses,
    Ruby

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    1. He knew he'd be facing (tailing?) some stiff competition.

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  2. You are one smart dog Miro! Maybe we could use your help getting rid of our hu bro's dog that is staying with us! We would like to see her go home :)

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  3. The people that hang out at our house would love Miro and his ways and stay even longer...BOL!

    Wyatt

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  4. Haaaa!
    Good job, Miró!
    Happy weekend!
    Kisses and hugs
    Lorenza

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  5. That is so funny...Miro, you will be rich, there are many people who need your services!!

    Have a lovely weekend. xo

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  6. He he he Miro. That's one heck of an original business. We'd love to acquire your services but transportation to the phililpines is just too expensive.

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  7. We normally like company but we're keeping your card just in case, Miro!
    We just had an AireBaby sign our blog. You gotta check her out. She's a cutie!
    http://annieairedale.blogspot.com/

    Love ya lots,
    Mitch and Molly

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  8. I like to bark my butt of to scare visitors away!

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  9. On the contrary, I think your adorableness would encourage guests to stay even longer!

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  10. Miro, that is a brilliant idea! You're gonna be a millionaire! :)

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  11. Great idea Miro, but make sure it is only the UNwanted guests you target!
    Lots of love from Annie airedale x

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