Or I could share my favorite antler chew, but it got slobbery.
Can you blame a guy for wanting to clean his teeth?
Oh yeah, the gift thing. Well, moms like treats just as much as the rest of us. I got hold of a package of delicious liver treats. If I'd do just about anything for one of those, wouldn't she? I had to check by smell that I had the right stuff.
Oops. I guess that wasn't such a good idea.
At last resort, there's just me, unadorned.
She said I'm more than enough. Is that a compliment?