A blog about animals and the ways people interact with them.
Thursday, December 4, 2014
Emily is One!
Today is Emily Dickins' first birthday. And what did I do to prepare her? Have Sheila the World-Famous Groomer strip out all the dead fur, leaving a nearly naked dog. No biggie; she just looks like somebody with a skin disease.
As a mature dog, she prefers heavy reading material: Wolf Hall is 532 pages. No wonder she actually prefers Kleenex tissues. A talented girl, she knows how to unmake a bed, shred cardboard, and chew the corners off pillows and woodwork.
Why doesn't he have to wear a silly jacket?
Read my face. Treats, now! I may be small, but I've got Big Attitude.