Thursday, December 4, 2014

Emily is One!

Today is Emily Dickins' first birthday. And what did I do to prepare her? Have Sheila the World-Famous Groomer strip out all the dead fur, leaving a nearly naked dog. No biggie; she just looks like somebody with a skin disease.

As a mature dog, she prefers heavy reading material: Wolf Hall is 532 pages. No wonder she actually prefers Kleenex tissues. A talented girl, she knows how to unmake a bed, shred cardboard, and chew the corners off pillows and woodwork.

 

 
Why doesn't he have to wear a silly jacket?

Read my face. Treats, now! I may be small, but I've got Big Attitude.





6 comments:

  1. OMD!!!! Emily, I can't believes you are ONE!!!! And, can I say...gurl, you look FABulous!!!! Your new AireCut is BEAUTIFULS!!!! Ya knows, I've never been stripped befores....well, unless you count that time with Puddles in Vegas...butts we don't talk abouts that....
    Ma wishes she can do the smooth Airedale Ears, butts you remember the 'Ear Mangling of 2014'????? yeah ~ enough said. Your ears look amazin'!! I am all kinds of jealous. And your coat....LOVELY!!! I knows, I knows...I hates clothes too, butt even I have raincoat, so I loves yours...plus, it's gonna get really cold soon, and since SOMEBODY took all your furs, I thinks it just might come in handy! ☺
    Happy Happy Happy Burthday Emily!! I hopes you gets lots of cake and IScream! And boxes of Kleenex...I loves them too! ☺
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  2. Happy Numero Uno Barkday, Miss Emily! You look super in your winter jacket.
    Sheila is coming down to have a whack at us in January. We will be hanging onto our shaggy furs through the holidays. :)
    She makes us look pawtastic and just in time for the Rose City "Meet the Breed" day!
    Happy Birthday,
    Wyatt and Stanzie

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  3. Happy Birthday, Emily! You are one cute pup. We hope you have lots of fun this year.
    Nancy and Hannah.

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  4. Happy First Birthday, Emily! We can see that big attitude written all over your face! We hope you have a fun day ☺

    Love ya lots♥
    Mitch and Molly

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  5. Happy happy birthday sweetie
    Lily & Edward

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  6. Happy birthday, Emily! We love you, sweet girl. :)

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