How could anyone not kiss my adorability?
Mom says I'm relaxed 'cause she gave us green beer for St. Paddy's day.
But here's the real story. She bought this stuff after Alanis had her teeth cleaned. It's supposed to keep new tartar from forming. I'm not so sure I like the funny flavored water.
She says I'll get used to it. Yeah? So why isn't she drinking it?
She says she gets to have this kind of funny water tonight.